Doppleganger Week

So, everyone has been going keraaaaaaayzzeeeee on Fache-book over Doppleganger Week. A few of my friends have some pretty spot on celebrity look-a-likes, but I struggle with this. My friend Seona (aka. Drew Barrymore) gave me a link to some site where you upload a photo of yourself and it matches your facial features to celebrities. I thought this might work, so i tried it with this photo:

That's me with the glasses. Ok so here is a list of all my look-a-likes from highest to lowest match.

80% match
James Spader.

Hmm, awesome. I look like a middle aged man with a hairy chest. I was shocked by this, until I saw the rest of the photos...then it all made sense...

76% Match
Elvis Costello and Janeane Garofalo... i guess around the EYE area they look a little similar...

74% Match
Elton John. What. the. fuck...? That's only 6% away from the other man i look like...

72% Match
Larry King. Oh god, I'm getting older the less i look like people now. what does that even mean?

71% Match
Jack Osbourne (before he got ripped and cute) / Wim Wenders (?) / Gary Oldman...

70% Match
Nana Mouskouri and Jack Nicholson. Jack...Nicholson... not even handsome YOUNG Jack nicholson, but old and bloated jack...

So obviously this doesn't work if you wear glasses right? I had to look back almost 2 years to find a picture of me without glasses. My 21st birthday party was a glasses-free zone for me, until i couldnt see anything or anyone and went to find them. If that website wasn't so busy with doppleganger week, i would test out my other photo. Maybe tomorrow...

So, anyway talking about percentages.... why are 80% of my look-a-likes men?

JADE OUT